Paul Scheer Blog: Larry King Edition

Larry King Used To Write A Column for USA Today, That Basically Was A Collage of Thoughts Without Any Real Focus...In the Spirit of Larry, I present Basically The Same Thing.

• When People Send Me Internet Videos That Don't End in Physical Violence or Profanity, I'm Kinda Dissapointed.
• Does the WB Think I'm Stupid? Do They Not Think That I Realized They Switched The Host From Last Year's "Beauty and the Geek" to This New Dude. Shame on You!
• Are Danny and Melinda From the Real World: Austin Still Together, I Hope So.
  
• Sometimes the Saved Shows on My Tivo Make Me Feel More Embarrassed Than Being caught by my Parents with Porn.
• "Miss Misery" by Elliott Smith isn't a Good Wedding Song.
• I Like to Think That Anne Hathaway's Character in Brokeback Mountain is an Alternate Reality version of her Character from Princess Diaries if she didn't go to Genovia.
• Do People Still Play Dungeons and Dragons?
  
• I've Been Doing A Show at UCB Theater in LA called "Trapped in The Closet"....We Had A Special Guest (Below)...He Liked To Drink Beer.

• Neil Diamond is Perfect for Karaoke, Because it's Ironic Yet Earnest.
• I'd Like to See a Man Fight and Elephant.
  
• Out of the 25 Films Entertainment Weekly Recommends to See Before Oscar Night, I've seen 3.
  
• I Don't Know How to Match Ties With Shirts.
• Doesn't Anyone Do Long Form Division Anymore?
  
• America Is in Need of a New Catchphrase (ie "Show Me The Money", "I'll Be Back",etc..)
  
• Here Are Some Awesome Links To Things That I've Really Enjoyed Lately

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Much to My Surprise, You Can Download a Podcast of "The Best Of Jake and Paul on K-Rock" on iTunes just Search for Paul Scheer in Podcast....I Have No Idea How to Link To This.