The Best Album and Drink of 2006

Finally it is Here, Steven Seagal's Debut Album, Mojo Priest!

My Favorite Tracks are Gunfire in the Juke Joint and Talk to My Ass

1. Somewhere in Between
2. Love Doctor
3. Dark Angel
4. Gunfire In The Juke Joint
5. My Time Is Numbered
6. Alligator Ass
7. BBQ
8. Hoochie Coochie Man
9. Talk To My Ass
10. Dust My Broom
11. Slow Boat To China
12. She Dat Pretty
13. Little Red Rooster
14. Shake

When I'm Kicking Back in My Dojo Listening to the Smooth Rockabilly/Cajun Sounds of Mojo Priest I Like to Drink Me Some...Steven Seagal Lightning Bolt!

Steven Seagal claims that Lightening Bolt is made out of the Finest Herbs From His Garden which he then Strangles, Karate Kicks and Choke Holds until they are submissive enough to be put into each can.

It Also Comes in 2 Flavors...Cherry Charge and Asian Experience.
Wait! What?!!
ASIAN EXPERIENCE!?!
Seriously How is That a Flavor?
Is Steven Saying that This Drink Could Shows you what it is like to see the World Through the Eyes of an Asian Person and if so isn't that a Little too Broad of an Experience? When I tasted it my "Asian Experience" was less of Soicology Experiment and more like drinking William Hung's Back Sweat.

Anyway, I Do Love the Steven Seagal's Energy Drink, Because You Drink it and You Can Totally Kick Ass For Like 10 Minutes and Then You Dissapear For 10 Years.
It's a Price I'm Willing to Pay For The Energy Od SEAGAL!