Who's Having the Best Week Ever....

(This week we did Best Week Ever Live in LA and we write a bunch of original material for the show so I decided to reprint my selection for who is having the Best Week Ever for all you who weren't there....I hope you enjoy it.)

Yes. This summer when celebrities went crazy… But in my mind they are all couple years late. Because no matter how hard they try, none of them could be crazier than Courtney Love.

She was going nuts on reporters, getting arrested, going into to rehab, not showing up to court and allegedly killing her spouse way before Michael Jackson, Christian Slater, R. Kelly, Robert Blake, and Tom Cruise. She is the queen of crazy. This week she had to come out of retirement, at the Pamela Anderson Roast to show everyone how to do it right. Watching her at that roast was like watching a crazy phoenix rise from the ashes and then quickly dive back into the ashes, get up again, stumble around, slur her words, and fall back into the ashes. In a word it was "awesome!"

Did anyone see the roast? She was like Tom Cruise on PCP. You know your in trouble when listening to Courtney speak makes me long for the Wit and Wisdom of Anna Nicole Smith. I gotta give her props because clearly she invented her own language it roughly resembled English but was less clear and had more pauses. Like a simpler NADSAT (The Clockwork Orange Language). She is like a walking a reality show without a camera crew. Not many people can pull that off.

Courtney Love is having the Best Week Ever. Not only did she start this "crazy" game, but on Friday a judge issued a warrant for her arrest. Did that stop her from partying? No way. She was so drunk at that roast, I smelt the liqour through my TV. She doesn't care, Courtney is like...Fuck the police! C.W.A. :Courtney with Attitude. She was also seen romancing British Comedian Steve Coogan at the Chateau Marmont all this and still has time to be a mom.

In a Summer of Crazy she makes use remember who invented that in the first place. Plus here’s the best thing about giving Courtney Love the Best Week Ever, we can do it again next week because god knows she won’t remember getting it.

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